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Obama visits the UK – (Once a Week News series)

Obama photo by Pete Souza – copyright remains
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The media hype and crushing reality of UK politics

 

The national anthem of this election is undoubtedly Public Enemy’s ‘Don’t believe the Hype!’  The Lib Dems weren’t as popular as all the media hype suggested throughout the campaign  after the first Leaders’ debate.   On April 18th The  Times ran the headline ”Nick Clegg nearly as popular as Winston Churchill“, but today the party came in with just 57 seats, 5 less than in 2005.  Even though the hype was undoubtedly quite an accurate reflection of the public’s mood at the time, the election results have shown that hype is only an illusion until reality catches up with it. 

In this election, media hype was exposed like the wizard in the Wizard of Oz,  a lot of noise and flashing lights, but no substance or basis in authenticity.  The British public lost their nerve and voted for the status quo, slapping media hype in the face like the superficial parasite it is, (even if the hype felt good for them at the time).

Don’t Believe the Hype!

I’m proud of the British people however for ignoring the hype and not voting BNP.  They didn’t manage to get a single candidate into parliament.  Even in Barking, which is Nick Griffin’s seat, they came third after Labour and the Tory’s.  They also has lost all 12 of its seats on east London’s Barking and Dagenham Council.  On Radio 4 last night Nick Griffin claimed that Labour had “orchestrated immigration patterns over the years so that Barking became an African area to keep the BNP out“. Immigration as conspiracy theory, Griffin’s inane babble will undoubtedly continue and escalate on towards the next election, whenever and wherever in the country that may.  Griffin personifies inauthentic hype, because basically he is full of crap and analyses the historical and present world as thin as a veneer.  All noise and no sound.

Don’t believe the Hype!  Enjoy, but don’t lose your nerve!

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UK Election Campaign 2010: The Movie (secret casting notes)

Exactly one week until the good people of England, Scotland and Wales go to the polls, our film got a sudden boost  of publicity yesterday when – stranger than fiction – the current British Prime Minister Gordon Brown called a woman pensioner who confronted him “a bigot”.  * 

Here is how the plans for the film’s main characters, due to be released next Thursday May 6th (UK election day), are shaping up. 

Character synopsis 

Jim Carrey plays Gordon Brown 

 

 

Both lovable friend and a clumsy buffoon, Carrey’s portrayal of Brown pulls at the heart-strings of the populace (audience) – they kind of like him, but do think it would drive them crazy spending more than five minutes longer in his company? 

Zachary Quinto plays David Cameron 

 
As he is known more popularly as psycho Sylar in Heroes, the audience will be forever thinking, even though he’s cool and I kind of like him, is he deathly dangerous underneath and soon show his true self? (Obviously this casting decision, of using a psycho from Heroes, is a metaphor of Cameron being in the Conservative Party) 

Leonardo Dicaprio plays Nick Clegg 

 

 The new cool kid on the block, but no matter how grown up Clegg (Dicaprio) gets, he still looks like a 12-year-old boy and slightly unbelievable.  He talks more sense than Brown and Cameron, but the audience are left with the dilemma, “will the UK be more trusted in the hands of a 12-year-old boy, rather than with an annoying clown or a secret psycho?”   (Judging by the mood & feedback at the test screening of this movie to the general public yesterday, the answer is “probably!”) 

Ends. 

 *If you’re reading outside the UK and don’t know of the when our Prime Minister called a woman a bigot on Live television, this is not a joke!  See here for the BBC news report on the event.

Brown, Cameron, Clegg, and the art of Participation in political rhetoric

This week in the UK we’ve had our first ever televised political leaders debate in an election campaign.  50 years after the USA first did it with Kennedy vs Nixon, there’s no turning back now……..  

I am interested in participation, access, inclusion and those kinds of things, so below is my transcript of the Brown vs Cameron vs Clegg debate, but only including those moments when they were  reaching out to the general public, referencing people they had met on the campaign trails, name-checking the questioners from the audience, reflexively referencing themselves, and also when they were trying to be inclusive with one another.  I’ve cut out the bits where they actually talk about policy, as you can find those details in every other analysis about this event.   

The way the three of them presented their participatory credentials was quite amusing really, and just goes to show that when there is an election looming, all of a sudden politicians remember that we are out there, the Great General Public.  Now is the time to give their Achilles heal a tweak and make them listen to you.  They will take notes, and you might even find yourself name-checked on the next live debate next Thursday.  I’ll see you there!  (I might even read them a quote from Paulo Freire’s ‘Pedagogy of the Oppressed’!).   

The Players…….   

GB = Gordon Brown (Labour)   

DC = David Cameron (Conservative)   

NC = Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrats)   

 Let the show commence…..   

   

     

IMMIGRATION (theme introduced by Gerrard)   

   

GB – “I’ve been listening to people….”
GB – “I talked to a chef the other day who was training…..”
GB – “I then talked to some care assistants….”
GB – “I’ve been visiting a lot of employers in this region…”
DC – “I was in Plymouth recently and a 40 year black man made the point that…..”
NC – “I was in a pediatric hospital in Cardiff a few weeks ago….I asked the ward sister…”
DC – “A lot of people would ask though…..”
NC – “I’m like everybody else….”
GB – “I agree with Nick….”   

     

CRIME (theme introduced by Jacqueline)   


DC – “I went to Crosby the other day and I was talked to a woman there who had just been burgled….”
NC – “In my city of Sheffield where I’m an MP……”
GB – “If you are dissatisfied with the way the police are dealing with your case…….we’ll give you the right to ….….”
DC – “I even went to a drug rehab recently in my own constituency and met a young man who told me…..”
NC – “What I’ve seen in my city of Sheffield….”
GB – “When I was young my father  used to run a youth club with my brother for young people………the more people who do voluntary activities the better…..”
NC – “I think that’s what Jacqueline is talking about…..”
NC – “I met a young man in London the other day and his flat had been burgled five times, and one of them, would you believe it Jacqueline……”
GB – “At Reading prison we’ve been working at this young offenders institution..……”
GB – “I’m grateful for David…..”
DC – “I went to a Hull police station the other day…..”
DC – “My mother was magistrate in Newbury, for 30 years she sat on the bench …..”

   
EXPENSES SCANDAL / CREDIBILITY OF POLITICS (theme introduced by Helen)

   

GB – “I was brought up to believe by my parents…..”
GB – “I want to give the right of recall to you the constituents…..If your MP is misbehaving and guilty of corruption you should have the right to recall…….”
GB – “To give people the right to petition parliament so that your issues can be raised in parliament…..”
DC – “Well Helen I’m not surprised you talked about it in your pub…..”
DC – “As Nick says….”
DC – “I know how angry people are in this county…..I know how angry I was…..”
NC – “You deserve the right to sack your MPs when they are corrupt….”
GB – “You see I agree with Nick…….I think Nick also agrees with me about…..”
GB – “Now Nick supports me in..…..”
GB – “The truth is that Nick does support…..”
DC – “Let’s try and find something that we’d all agree on….I think we’d all agree about that……” 

  
EDUCATION (theme introduced by Joel)   

   

GB – (To Joel) “……I hope I can work with you to do so…”
DC – “As someone who’s got two children, one of them who started in a state school…..”
DC – “I want what every parent in this country wants….”
NC – “I think creativity is important, I think that’s the point you’re making Joel…..”
NC – “Friends of mine who are teachers say…..”
DC – “As a parent of children at state schools…….”
DC – “….what family hasn’t had to do that…..”
NC – “Let’s get back to Joel’s question……”
NC – “As you know, as I certainly know, my two sons go to a local excellent state funded school in my area……”
NC – “That one-to-one tuition that I think Joel agrees is necessary…..”   

 
ECONOMIC GROWTH (theme introduced by Robert)
DC – “A 100 of the leading business people in this country, have all said..….”
NC – “Where are you Robert I can hear your voice but I can’t see you…..ah there you are….Robert I think we need to be open with you, straight with you……”
DC – “Let me take on, Robert, this argument directly……”
NC – “……are we going to be open with people, with you…..?”
NC – “….people before politics……”
GB – “Back to the question Robert put……”
DC – “What are 100 of the leading business people in this county saying…….?”
DC – “I think people at home watching this will find it extraordinary……”   

    

RESOURCES FOR THE ARMED FORCES (theme introduced by Nick)

NC – “You’re right Nick…..”
GB – “My pride and admiration for all our armed forces……”
GB – “Every time I’ve got to write to a family where someone had died….”
DC – “Sorry I couldn’t see Nick in the audience, can you put your hand up?……first of all can I thank you for what you do, and I join with Gordon…….I’ve been to Afghanistan in each of the last four years…..”
NC – “I was in a factory in my own city a few weeks ago.…..”
NC – “…..when, as Nick said in his original question……”
DC – “I went each year, and you didn’t have to talk to that many service men and women before they told you……”   


HEALTH (theme introduced by Sindra)
 DC -“First of all can I thank you for your incredible service to the NHS……what it did for my family and for my son I will never forget……I went from hospital to hospital……”
NC – “…..maternity ward in the NHS hospital where my third son was born just over a year ago is threatened with closure……”
NC – “I was in Burnley the other day…..I think Jacqueline was saying, you come from Burnley, as you know Jacqueline, they’ve closed the A&E department……. ”
DC – “…..for exactly the reason the Sindra gives…..”
GB – “I had a lady write to me who said, I would not be alive today if……”
DC – “I have a man in my constituency called Clive Stone, who had kidney cancer and he came to see me with seven others, tragically two of them have died……”
GB – “Where Nick and I agree is……”

  
CARE FOR THE ELDERLY (theme introduced by Alan) 

DC – “Thank you Alan for asking this question…….”
NC – “I think Alan that this is an issue so big that all parties need to come together to……”
GB – “I agree with Nick….”
DC – “The thing that every carer always says to me more than anything else, is ……..”
NC – “Of course I agree with that……”
NC – “….people before politics…..”
GB – “There are 6 million carers in this country, I’ve met many of them and talked to them about their needs…..”
GB – “…..as Nick said…..”
DC – “….I think it’s right to form a consensus [across the parties]……”
DC – “……we tried to do this with my son……..I found it testing enough……”
GB – “…I think it’s right in the next government to form a consensus……”   

    

CLOSING STATEMENTS   

NC – “Thanks for sticking with us for a full 90 minutes…..I know many of you think that……I hope I’ve tried to show you that……whether it’s questions from Alan on care, Jacqueline on crime, Helen on politics, Joel on schooling, Robert on the deficit……..that will give you and your family a better fairer life.”   

GB – “I was particularly struck by the question from Robert about…….”   

DC – “Let me tell you my values……if you work hard…….if you want to raise a family…….if you’re old or you become ill………”   

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AND THE WINNER GOES TO……….(find out on May 6th!   I just hope the winner is the British Public!)   

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End of Act One.